Greg Kelly is getting smoked out by Twitter over his wacky weed claims!
The Newsmax anchor perplexed social media on Wednesday after warning followers to not smoke hashish by sharing a private story that’s fairly unimaginable to consider. In an obvious response to Hunter Biden’s new memoir and the legalization of hashish in New York, he shared:
“SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good suggestion. I’ve tried it (again within the day) and it was WORSE than something that occurred to HUNTER BIDEN. I ‘toked up’ with some buddies in Kentucky and awakened 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no concept what occurred. DON’T DO DRUGS.”
Um. We’re sorry… however WHAT?
First off, there’s no documented case of anybody smoking weed (aka grass) and blacking out for a number of days. After all, tougher medication like narcotics are recognized to trigger blackouts that may final a number of hours — particularly if paired with different medication like alcohol. However, no, weed alone doesn’t trigger a multi-day blackout.
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Critics have been additionally bewildered by the declare that Kelly was capable of journey internationally throughout this expertise; that means, he by some means managed to spherical up his passport, ID, and cash — then make his manner via airport safety and traverse a international nation all whereas allegedly blacked out on the reefer.
For his or her half, Twitter customers weren’t a lot scared straight by Kelly’s in all probability false story as they have been laughing their heads off. Commenters wrote:
“My cousin did 5 Marijuanas and now he’s a canine”
“This occurs each time I smoke smh the cash I spend to get flights to Kenya is loopy”
“Anyone has to call a pressure ‘Nairobi Categorical’ in honor of this actual tweet from a dude who a fascist cult considers an actual supply of stories.”
“Whoever woke this boob up ten minutes after he handed out on the ground and instructed him it was 4 days later and he was in Kenya deserves a medal”
DRINKING FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS is NOT a good suggestion. I’ve tried it and it was WORSE than something that occurred to GREG KELLY. I “toked up” with my grandpa throughout a tour of a chocolate manufacturing unit and we practically received sliced by ceiling followers. 4 different youngsters died. DON’T DO CANDY. pic.twitter.com/CAAUMt4fZH
— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) April 1, 2021
Even politicians chimed in. Ex-California congresswoman Katie Hill quipped:
“Cheers to all who’ve “toked up” in Kentucky and ended up in Kenya as a result of that’s positively a factor that occurs whenever you smoke weed.”
In the meantime, others identified that if the story is true, Greg positively “toked” one thing stronger than marijuana.
What do U take into consideration Kelly’s loopy claims? Hold forth within the feedback (beneath).
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